Potential Number 2 Has “Successful Dump”
WILMINGTON, Del - The stalking of Joe Biden continues.
Desperate for news, a growing contingent of reporters and cameramen gathered at the end of the Delaware Senators driveway descended upon Biden’s truck as he returned from a trip to drop off dead wood at a local repository.
“A successful dump!” Biden proclaimed when asked if he had anything to report, gesturing to the truck bed now devoid of logs. “Dropped everything at the dump, it all worked out.”
“I got a second load, anybody that wants to help me and load let me know,” he said. “Those stumps weigh about 150 pounds.”
Notoriously shy when it comes to manual labor, we reporters declined the offer.
With Biden’s nephew looking on from the passenger seat, the assembled media shouted a jumbled mess of unintelligible questions.
“That is all I have to report guys,” said Biden. “I have not another single thing I can tell you.”
One of the more clever among us tried to change the subject to prime Biden’s notoriously loose verbal pump.
“Can you tell us about your trip to Georgia?” he asked the Senate’s Foreign Relations Committee chairman.
Biden didnt take the bait.
“I could but I will after this is all over,” he said before driving off.
The stakeout goes on.
They should stakeout Osama Bin Ladens’ cave if they want to interview Obamas’ VP choice.
B.O.s “change” The flag of the USA will fly upside down…?
A symbol of his platform… and the intent of the DnC…
“Dropped everything at the dump, it all worked out.”
Biden had “a successful dump” that’s great news, his brand must be working. I’ve always thought he was full of it.
Why does Senator Biden has to wait to tell us about the trip to Georgia until the DNC (convention) is all over or possiblity until the Congress resumes again. It is just like the Congress wait until October to re-evaluate everything just right before the election day comes!
Aaron, quit screwing around outside Biden’s house and pay your bills!
In response to “Mike” & “Mike the Mouse”
You are a shame to your country, and such comments is why people like you should be caged and not allowed to speak near children or raise one.
Instead of challenging your opponent’s policies you say apalling things. You are a shame to “American values”
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