May 18th, 2008 1:26 PM Eastern
John McCain on Saturday Night Live
by Shushannah Walshe
If you like jokes about being old or earmark humor then you will love Senator John McCain on Saturday Night Live last night.
Check it out:
and if you think the ongoing battle for the Democratic nomination is funny check out McCain on Weekend Update:

VERIFIED LIST OF PAID OBAMA BLOGGERS:
1. Patty NJ
2. Dan WI
Like I said before…..We all thought Micheal Cordleon shot you!!!!!
MARC AKA CATHRINE AKA FREDO AKA MICHELLE O AKA OPRAH AKA FARRAKAN AKA WRIGHT AKA AYERS!!!
THATS WITH MAKE UP ON. BOY
ONLY WHAT THE MEDICAL REPORTS SAYS THAT COUNTS.
Since it’s Sunday I feel I have to come clean. I know that alot of you think I’m rascist but it’s not true. I love me some dark chocolate more than wonder bread. (wink wink, nod nod . . . if you know what I mean)
Comment by CANENEEDED
May 18th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
THATS WITH MAKE UP ON. BOY
ONLY WHAT THE MEDICAL REPORTS SAYS THAT COUNTS.
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Your name should be clue needed you dipsh!t
Hillary Clinton should be the nominee. She has the Popular vote and she is clearly the best choice for President. If she is not the nominee, I will definately go for McCain.
Obama has had a free ride with the media, and it is a messed up deal. They want a black man to be president so bad that they will take anyone. I would vote for the person by qualifications. Thats it!
I swear I’m not a racists. It’s true what they say, “ONCE YOU’VE GONE BLACK . . . YOU NEVER GO BACK!”
Why else would I be a paid Obama blogger. Honey he don’t have to pay me!
patty you just sound real nasty,i voted for obama in the primary but since have changed to clinton.but if obama gets it i will change a gain to mccain.i made a big mistake once i will not do it again.fool me once but not twice.
hillary/mccain08
Bonnie
thats not real patty that said that. somene hijacked her name .
i will say correct that for the fact.
still Bonnie dont be a sore looser ofHhrc doesnt win. they aganda is still there.
but to each his own .
Hey Patty, you sound like a total loser. You’re actually a paid Obama blogger? Thanks alot for polluting the blogashere loser
Hey Patty NJ, I think thats tragic that your a paid propagandist for the Obama camp. Why don’t you quit stinking up the blog
Hey Patty NJ if your pimpin for Obama on this site, what else will you do for money?
What the heck is going on with you guys - a Commie conspiracy?
Is Obama really a sissy boy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxgaxkDB-lw&feature=related
brigette,
you looser,
you would vote for a mad man
Could someone please help me find Larry Sinclairs phone number? Any help would be appreciated.
800- 555-1212
Poor sad wingnuts. You have taken such pleasure in seeing silly old Rev Wright (not Obama) saying the same dumb things over and over again. There are all sorts of clips of McCain (himself, not associates) flip-flopping like crazy, totally contradicting himself. The Keating business will be gone over with the finest toothed comb, as will Cindy’s drug thieving and McCain’s bullying of the whistle-blower. If you want a sneak preview of what will be looped Rev Wright-like over the next few months, go to bravenewfilms.org, watch, and weep.
Years and years of Democratic control of House, Senate, Administration and judicial appointments. Oh boy - it is going to be GREAT!
Has anyone heard more details..Is Ted FINALLY dead?? Booze company stocks sure to fall the day after he croaks
nope, i think he has 9 lives
Hillary started with major advantages: a big pot of superdelegates, a big pot of money, and the Clinton name.
She lost, because she made a humongous error in thinking she’d wrap things up early, and then was not flexible enough to adapt her strategy and tactics to recover.
She blew the finances of her campaign, and due to a combination of that and poor strategy and tactics, was not able to be competitive in states with caucuses, which require a lot of organization in each state.
She began to self-destruct, making up the big clinkers about Bosnia and Northern Ireland, and repeatedly claiming “35 years of experience” qualifying her to be President, which was clearly incorrect, since it covered her entire adult life. This raised character issues that made her look unfit to be President.
Instead of campaigning as a Democrat, she borrowed the Rove playbook, and started trying to kneecap her opponent, doing her best to make him unelectable in the general, so that she could claim to be the more electable candidate.
The latter is when the calls for her to get the heck out of the campaign started. If she had run a civil campaign, she could have stayed in forever and the worse that would have happened would have been comparisons to Harold Stassen once she reached the mathematically can’t win point.
As to the Nightmare ticket, her behavior in the campaign has made that impossible.
She does not have the popular vote. Her calculations claiming that do not include at least some of the caucus states, and include zero votes for Obama in Michigan.
The responsibility for her implosion rests squarely in her lap.
Go, vote for McCain. Anyone who cares so little about the issues that really matter to this country and the world is not a Democrat anyway, and it speaks even more badly of your candidate that her supporters would, for example, value the lives of U.S. servicemen so cheaply that they would do so.
I have just returned home from the Nevada Democratic Convention in Reno. Hundreds of Hlliary delegates did not bother to show up. Because of that, Barack increased his delegation to the DNC convention from 13-12 to 14-11.
Bill showed up to give his pitch for the Mrs., but resigned himself to talking about party unity and only mentioned “electabillity” once and “Hilliary” twice. He looked saddend, expecting that “the lady” will soon sing.
There is a need for Hillary fans to soon get over it and work on stopping John McCain from extending the Bush years to 2012.
Comment by Dwight
May 18th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
nope, i think he has 9 lives
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LOL..I know Democrats will expect a military funeral for Ted. After all he was the Captain of the USS Oldsmobile submarine.
Comment by A Concerned Citizen
May 18th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
I have just returned home from the Nevada Democratic Convention in Reno. Hundreds of Hlliary delegates did not bother to show up. Because of that, Barack increased his delegation to the DNC convention from 13-12 to 14-11.
Bill showed up to give his pitch for the Mrs., but resigned himself to talking about party unity and only mentioned “electabillity” once and “Hilliary” twice. He looked saddend, expecting that “the lady” will soon sing.
There is a need for Hillary fans to soon get over it and work on stopping John McCain from extending the Bush years to 2012.
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Actually, listening to many Hillary supporter in here…I doubt if STOPPING McCain will be on their minds. More like voting FOR McCain.
Question: Will the Kopeckne family throw a party after Ted finally kicks the bucket?
http://www.theamericanprogressive.com/wordpress/2008/05/19/have-an-order-of-waffles-with-your-straight-talk.html
I can’t believe that Hillary supporters would vote for McCain… Can’t you see that he is W’s Mini me? He does not have an original idea and apparently is unaware of the lobby projects his advisors have engaged in. Being a Vietnam era vet does not entitle you to be president. If the Republican brand is dog food as some Republicans are saying, does this make McCain “ol Roy’?
Comment by Dave in Illinois
May 19th, 2008 at 4:36 am
I can’t believe that Hillary supporters would vote for McCain… Can’t you see that he is W’s Mini me? He does not have an original idea and apparently is unaware of the lobby projects his advisors have engaged in. Being a Vietnam era vet does not entitle you to be president. If the Republican brand is dog food as some Republicans are saying, does this make McCain “ol Roy’?
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Actually dogs are a lot more loyal than people are. Dogs don’t usually hide their real feelings like people do. Too bad people were not a bit more like dogs. If they were you wouldn’t have a traitor like Obama running for President.
Wholehearted support for McFlipflop from Republicans:
Grover Norquist: “The influential GOP’er accused McCain of pandering for publicity, saying, ‘He’s flip-flopped back and forth not because of where the American people are, but because of where the cameras are.’”
Glenn Beck: It just seems that McCain was in an interview where he thought showing his more moderate side would be a little more beneficial. So I suppose it’s up to you to figure out which one is worse… I just wish John McCain agreed with John McCain … unbelievable flip-flops on John McCain
Mitt Romney: “Look, if somebody says they’re in favor of gay marriage, I respect that view. If someone says, like I do, that I oppose same-sex marriage, I respect that view. But those who try and pretend to have it both ways, I find it to be disingenuous,” Romney added.
WE WON’T TRUST THIS GUY TO LEAD THIS GREAT NATION!!
MCCAIN 08′
YES! WE BELIEVE, YES, WE BELIEVE!!
OBAMA IS A FAKE!!
MCCAIN 08′
FOR THE DEMS WHO FEEL CHEATED (FLORIDA/MICHIGAN) OR FEEL LIKE OSAMABAMA DOES NOT REPRESENT THEM, THE GOP WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOUR VOTE IN NOVEMBER. WE LOVE YA, BABY! HELP BRING THE USA BACK TO THE CENTER WITH A MODERATE (McCAIN) WHO WILL NOT DE-STABALIZE THE MIDDLE EAST, BUT SEEK PRACTICAL (NON-SOCIALIST) SOLUTIONS TO OUR COUNTRY’S PROBLEMS. THINK ABOUT IT.
Dogs really are man’s best friend. Try this test: lock your wife (supposedly your best friend) and your dog in two separate car trunks. Come back in one-hour and open both trunks and see which one is happy to see you…
its a joke, okay…
Gotta go now.
Remember, Nov 08, the Johnny Mac attack!
McCain in ‘08
Bush has kept us Safe since 9/11
McCain ‘08
THWARTED TERROR PLOTS AGAINST THE U.S. SINCE 9/11
Dec. 2001: Richard Reid
May 2002: Jose Padilla
Sept. 2002: Lackawanna Six
May 2003: lyman Faris
June 2003: Virginia “Jihad” Network
Aug. 2004: Dhiren Barot
Aug. 2004: James Elshanfay and Shahawar Matin Siraj
Aug. 2004: Yassin Aref and Mohammed Hossain
June 2005: Umer Hayat and Hamid Hayat
Aug. 2005: Kevin James et al.
Dec. 2005: Michael C. Reynolds
Feb. 2006: Mohammed Zaki Amawi et al.
April 2006: Syed Haris Ahmed and Ehsanul Islam Sadequee
June 2006: Narsearl Batiste et al.
July 2006: Assem Hammoud
Aug. 2006: Liquid Explosives Plot
March 2007: Khalid Sheikh Mohammed
May 2007: Fort Dix Plot
June 2007: JFK Airport Plot
If Obama is truly worried about Kentucky and West Virginia’s lopsided losses, he is not worrying nearly deep enough. The states he has won in the primary will all oppose him big time in November. With More than 110 million votes in November, he will see for the first time why primary voting means nothing.
He is not qualified to even be the senator of Illinois. I suggest he realize for once that a man with no credentials whatsoever and a highly questionable religious background, to say nothing of his association with terrorists, will not be elected to our highest office. Even if Soros sends him another $50 million, money will not elect him; neither will his arrogance. 15 to 20 years from now, if he takes a real good shower and washes away all the trash he has picked up in this stupid primary, he may have a better chance.
This is America, Senator, and you cannot buy the highest office on earth.