How Does Hillary Love America? Dave Counts the Ways
Not to be outdone by rival Barack Obama, who listed the top ten things people don’t know about him last week, Hillary Clinton named the Top Ten reasons she loves America on the CBS Late Show with Indiana native Dave Letterman. So without further ado, from the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska:
TOP TEN REASONS HILLARY CLINTON LOVES AMERICA
10. We have more Dakotas than every other country combined.
9. Canadian bacon: soggy and chewy; American bacon: crisp and delicious!
8. Thanks to the Internet, I can order new pantsuits 24/7 – there’s your pantsuit joke, Dave. Are you happy now?
7. 232 years and not one cookie shortage.
6. TiVo
5. Did I mention the soup? Mmm, soup.
4. Did you know former President Teddy Roosevelt was an American?
3. Where else can you get a car painted for $29.95?
2. Is this the part where I say, “Live from New York, it’s Saturday Night!”?
1. Apparently anyone can get a talk show.
Number 11,,,,, freedom to be in a Gay Society.
another love, lawsuits and actors.