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From the Home Office in Wahoo, Nebraska

Before holding a town hall on rural issues in South Bend, Indiana, Barack Obama made time to tape the Top Ten List to be delivered on tonight’s “Late Show with David Letterman.” This is the second time the candidate has delivered the Top Ten.

Tonight’s subject: “Surprising Facts About Barack Obama.” Drum roll, please.

10. My first act as President will be to stop the fighting between Lauren and Heidi on “The Hills.”

9. In the Illinois primary, I accidentally voted for Kucinich.

8. When I tell my kids to clean their room, I finish with, “I’m Barack Obama and I approved this message.”

7. Throughout high school, I was consistently voted “Barackiest.”

6. Earlier today I bowled a 39.

5. I have cancelled all my appearances the day the “Sex and the City” movie opens.

4. It’s the birthplace of Fred Astaire. (Sorry, that’s a surprising fact about Omaha)

3. We are tirelessly working to get the endorsement of Kentucky Derby favorite Colonel John.

2. This has nothing to do with the Top Ten, but what the heck is up with Paula Abdul?

1. I have not slept since October.

89 Responses to “From the Home Office in Wahoo, Nebraska”

Comment by kathy WI
 
Comment by Julie35

But he cant take time out to debate?

 
Comment by Jessica

Too chicken to sit down with Bill, that is lame

 
Comment by Adela

I’m still waiting for Wright to appear and critize Obama on the “outrage” speech. This was all a set up. If North Carolina and Indiana White population cannot see that…incredible.

 
Comment by Mike

Adela
well your probably smarter than all the people in those two , must be tough being you.

 
Comment by Jackie Bowen

I think Barry Obama is more of a commoner then even he knows .He has done well for his self and he wants to give every kid the same chance You are a GREAT guy Barry

 
Comment by mike

As my wife says, “that guy is humorly challenged”.

 
Comment by 1VOTE

OBAMA IS GOOD AT READING TELEPROMPTERS — ESPECIALLY WHEN THE SUBJECT MATTER IS INANE.

HE’S AFRAID TO DEBATE IN INDIANA AND NORTH CAROLINA — BUT WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT???

HE HAS TOO MANY CONNECTIONS WITH TERRORISTS AND ANTI-AMERICANS. HE HAS RUN HIS ENTIRE CAMPAIGN ON LIES. HAD THE DNC VETTED HIM, JOHN EDWARDS WOULD BE THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE.

PELOSI WANTS TO BE THE FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT AND SHE HAS CONVINCED DEAN, REID, KENNEDY, KERRY AND MANY OTHERS TO GIVE HER WHAT SHE WANTS.

WE THE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES NEED TO REPLACE ALL OF THEM IN NOVEMBER!

I THINK JOHN McCAIN WILL BE OUR NEXT PRESIDENT.

 
Comment by STICKBOY

Do you know that Trinity church is still backing barack.. I smell a rat.. and i can tell barack is full of sh*t more lies.. Rev wright is a real bad actor he gave up the hole game plan.. and michelle is just keeping her mouth shut she can’t lie to save her life. But i love to see her all pi$$ed.

 
Comment by kathy WI

Jackie, the kids have the same chance. Those that don’t need to have their parents kicked in the butt. I hardly think he can be big daddy to them.

 
Comment by kathy WI

I have heard the same campaign b.s. for years. If we’ve had all these problems why haven’t they’ve worked on them before.

Almost time for Hillary on OReilly. get ready.

 
Comment by kathy WI

Stickboy, it was a set up to make Ob look better. Wright doesn’t care, he’s got his millions from the dupes and is getting more.

 
Comment by STICKBOY

O I can see that. I don’t drink the kool aid. HILLARY TIME… GO HILLARY 08

 
Comment by Ron

Well I guess this guy has nothing to say how hes gona fix the country.So he might as well do the david lettermen show.And heres my top 10 list
1,Put food on our table.
2.Put gas in our cars
3.Pay for our medication
4.Keep our houses from being foreclosed on
5.We need health insurance
6.I need a job
7.Stop the war
8.Bring peace back
9.Get the economy going again
10.Clean out the Democratic house.

 
Comment by Obama Resign

Obama and his racist ties ruined any chances for the Democrats to take office. McCain 08!

 
Comment by Obama 08

Wow what a bunch of losers! Oh I forgot I was on foxnews that explains it! A bunch of bitter people! lol

 
Comment by STICKBOY

Obama 08 no thats MSNBC you jitbag.

 
Comment by RC MO.

Ron, One thru Six on your list, is your job, not the Governments.

 
Comment by STICKBOY

LIST OF LOSERS… BARACK . MICHELLE . WRIGHT . Lou F. AL S . TED K . JOHN K. OPRAH W. Obama 08 AND THE LIST GO’S ON

 
Comment by Shocking

Hey guys….I’m sure you, like me, rarely follow links on these threads, but I assure you this will be news by tomorrow. It’s the GOP’s new attack ad on Obama. Its pretty strong and isn’t gonna make his week any better.

http://www.columbiacountyrepublicanparty.org/

 
Comment by Pamela

Hillary will be done soon…thank god!

 
Comment by STICKBOY

But barack is done now.. thank god!!!

 
Comment by Pamela

We are addicted to oil just as we are addicted to air, we need to go to work. Hillary needs to stop voting against drilling, or SHE is part of the problem.

 
Comment by EALY

omg! here we go again. people, it takes every bit of 30min. to do an appearence on letterman. i thought the why dont obama debate hillary for the 100th time non sense was over. at first it was obamas afraid of fox. now its obamas afraid of oreilly. ur all insane man! how about hillarys plan on taking everyone out of iraq all together and forget about completeing the mission. thats really standup for a world leader. not! she hasnt a clue as to dealing with this issue. at least obama and even maccain have more sensible plan as to how we should proceed. once again ill remind u that she help put us here. btw, hows it hangin stickboy? a bit to the left over here.lol….

 
Comment by Pamela

What Stickboy the dems won’t have anyone running?

 
Comment by Pamela

I like your name Stickboy

 
Comment by STICKBOY

EALY GOOD TO HEAR YA. GLAD TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR JUNK LOL

 
Comment by STICKBOY

8======o < JUNK.

 
Comment by EALY

yup!! still drinking that good ole kool-aid too bud.lol…actually, i wish it was a bud. whats a guy have to do to get a cold beer round here? vote for mccain?

 
Comment by STICKBOY

NO BEER PI$$ ON THAT—–A WALL =o)

 
Comment by STICKBOY

EALY maybe next time they can start a war here in PA home of bud and buds….

 
Comment by dlwix

obama knows wright and wright knows obama
Now we all know both of them
Be very concerned America - - check out the context for yourself…
it only gets worse.
He says we need to ‘get past’ this
and on to the issues…
Well - the honesty and integrity of the president of the United States is ‘the’ issue
obama has not told us the truth.

 
Comment by EALY

well we do have near beer .01 alcohol. less filling and taste like s*&t! as for AWOL…where in the hell would i go?lol..

 
Comment by STICKBOY

SORRY THAT WAS DUMB.

 
Comment by dlwix

- - - 20 YEARS - - - didn’t hear a thing - - - na na na na na naaaaa !

 
Comment by KS

No Obama
and
No Oprah…this country has made her rich and she in leading them in a lie of a book “A New Earth” or whatever…she went to this church before she turned to new age beliefs and she supports this liar for President…

Everyone needs to send them and Wright packing…quickly…maybe they can move to Kenya and help his cousin Odinga, the radical Muslim who ran for pres there, who is burning black Christians alive and has displaced over 350,000 people with his agenda that Obama supports.

 
Comment by KS

We need a new law that says you need to be full blooded American…not 1/2.

 
Comment by KS

to run for president

 
Comment by STICKBOY

And that is not beer that is pi$$ and i don’t drink.. Yes i know AWOL not that one? I mean A WALL like if i don’t get a beer i will smash my fu*kin head in to A WALL.. That will get you high.. I know i do it all the time.

 
Comment by EALY

its cool man. regardles of what the media tells you, things are much better here in iraq and i feel that we are making progress. which leads me to believe that we will start moving out sooner than expected. maybe…by no means should we just pack up and go like your girl hillary suggested. this just my take on though

 
Comment by dlwix

J. wright
hate mongering - - racist for hire …
or just an obam(a)ination ?
*
*
Now thats entertainment…

 
Comment by STICKBOY

EALY she knows that just the same old vote for me sh”t . they all do that.

 
Comment by dlwix

- - - - Ben Stein _ for President !!!- - -

 
Comment by STICKBOY

Say onething. Do another

 
Comment by Fae

The new dirt on Obama coming out soon. Just go to google and
type in Obama and Donald Young!!!!
Hillary 08

 
Comment by dlwix

I think I just saw stickgirl run by…………… She went that a way >

 
Comment by STICKBOY

Tell that ho to get back here..

 
Comment by dlwix

She and stickdog are over yander by the pond - - - swiming with the stickfish…

 
Comment by EALY

KS,
do u take responsibility for the actions or words of every person in your bloodline or even those that you met or that you played on a team with or even shared a workspace with?? i seriously doubt it! ur being rediculous.

 
Comment by STICKBOY

dlwix Did you really see my wife michelle?

 
Comment by dlwix

welllllllllllllllllllllllllllll. Not me actually in person - - but I heard it from a good source that ……____

 
Comment by STICKBOY

You know my wife the woman? that talks like she has rocks in her mouth.. that michelle?

 
Comment by STICKBOY

dlwix Hold on…A good source? do you mean Rev wright? he’s my good source he rated out barack about his game plan….. BUSTED B rock.

 
Comment by dlwix

Tonight’s subject: “Surprising Facts About Barack Obama.” Drum roll, please.

10. 20years and $27,500.00 later didn’t hear a thing.
9. ”
8. ”
7. ”
6. ”
5. ”
4. ”
3. ”
2. ”
1. ” Not a thing ? with those ears ?

 
Comment by dlwix

Wahoo, Nebraska

 
Comment by bigtex

can anybody answer the phone at 3 a.m. in Wahoo, Nebraska

 
Comment by An American in Canada

Anyone up to do some predicting:

Indiana; H.R. Clinton wins the primary by 63% of the votes

Big Upset in North Caroline: H.R. Clinton has won the N.C. Primary by 51% of the votes…

GENERAL ELECTION: H.R. Clinton has beaten John McCain by 53% of the votes and is now the first femal president in the history of American.. President Hillary Rodham Clinton

And from my typing finger to God’s ears!

 
Comment by bk

RC Mo

You still out there?

 
Comment by RC MO.
 
Comment by RC MO.

Big Tex, The call won`t go through. Mable, the operator gets off work at 3:00pm.

 
Comment by RC MO.

American in Canada, I`m not going to guess. I might jinks the whole thing.

 
Comment by bigtex

I guess Mable doesn’t want to get rolled up in the sidewalks

 
Comment by lovAmerica

I am considering changing parties. I have been a democrat for decades, but now,
if Osama wins, I have to vote republican. I just read about this Osama closet muslim
and he is very scary. The thought of this person in charge of our military is umbelievable!
The reason Osama was against the Irag invasion was beacuse Iraq is a muslim nation!
Osama lied about his religion, he was/is a muslim. He outwardly changed religion
because a muslim would have a more difficult time being elected. His long time partner
in crime, Resko, is a Syrian muslim. Resko raised a huge fortune to get Osama started
in politics. As you may know, Resko is in jail without bound and his trial was set
for march 04, if Obama didn’t have the date changed. I found this website, very
informative, http://www.freedomsenemies.com/_more/obama.htm

 
Comment by lovAmerica

PREDICTION: I believe ANTIFEMENISTS superdelegates will end up fiving the nominee to unpatriotic, questionable, inexperience Obama and his antiamerican friends instea of supporting a hard working lady for President.

HILLARY IS THE BEST- SAFE CHOICE FOR PRESIDENT THIS ELECTION! Democrats will lose in November if Obama is the nominee, that is a sure thing!

 
Comment by American Woman

One of Obama’s mddle east expert is Robert Malley, he was at Camp David, with the Clinton Administion and has blamed Isreal for the failure of a Peace Agreement. He is also mentioned on the Hamas Manefesto that was printed in the TUCC newsletter in July 2007. No wonder Hamas wants Barack to be President.

American Thinker January 23, 2008
Barack Obama’s Middle East Expert
By: Ed Lasky

“Through his writings he has served as a willing propagandist, bending the truth (and more) to serve an agenda that is marked by anti-Israel bias; he heads a group of Middle East policy advisers for a think-tank funded (in part) by anti-Israel billionaire activist George Soros; and now is on the foreign policy staff of a leading Presidential contender. Each step up the ladder seems to be a step closer towards his goal of empowering radicals and weakening the ties between American and our ally Israel. ”

This is a very interresting article

I have tried to post the link to this article but am unable to…Sorry you’ll have to cut and paste to read..

americanthinker.com/2008/01/barack_obamas_middle_east_expe.html

 
Comment by Holly

Comment by lovAmerica
May 1st, 2008 at 11:45 pm
I am considering changing parties. I have been a democrat for decades, but now,
if Osama wins, I have to vote republican. I just read about this Osama closet muslim
and he is very scary. The thought of this person in charge of our military is umbelievable!
The reason Osama was against the Irag invasion was beacuse Iraq is a muslim nation!
Osama lied about his religion, he was/is a muslim. He outwardly changed religion
because a muslim would have a more difficult time being elected. His long time partner
in crime, Resko, is a Syrian muslim. Resko raised a huge fortune to get Osama started
in politics. As you may know, Resko is in jail without bound and his trial was set
for march 04, if Obama didn’t have the date changed. I found this website, very
informative, http://www.freedomsenemies.com/_more/obama.htm
*********************************
LovAmerica, you said all any rational person would say, I totaly agree with you……..

 
Comment by American Woman

An Ameican In Canada,

I like your predictions and I do think it’s a possiblity…don’t know about the 63%…but one can HOPE…and pray!!!

 
Comment by Kikz

Barack Hussien Obama
Wright
Rezko
Farrakhan
William Ayers
Black Phanther
Malcolm X

They are the same kind or type of people.
It is up to you now to decide what is best for our country.

“Birds of the same feathers flock together.”
“Tell me your friends are, and I tell you who you are.”

What a scary thought ahead for our country…
Think people… think…

 
Comment by Jeff X

Wouldn’t a place like Waterloo, Nebraska be one of those small “Heartland” towns with those bitter, angry, scared God and guns people that Obama hates? I doubt seriously if they’d want to even mention Obamas name by now.

 
Comment by Jeff X

LOL…I mean Wahoo, Nebraska

 
Comment by susie

What has Obama done as Senator of Illinois? It would be nice to know what his accomplishments have been for that state. We have know idea what makes this guy, yet so many people want him as the top person in the Country!

 
Comment by Jeff X

Comment by susie
May 2nd, 2008 at 7:22 am

What has Obama done as Senator of Illinois? It would be nice to know what his accomplishments have been for that state. We have know idea what makes this guy, yet so many people want him as the top person in the Country!
__________________________________________________________________________________

Susie, his accomplishments were voting PRESENT on most important bills.

 
Comment by Jeff X

The real question on this topic should be, does anyone even watch Letterman. His show is pretty boring and he’s not very funny.

 
Comment by Alex, Scotland

ATTN FOX: I read the blogs on NY Times and I find critics and supporters alike - sound and civil. These are what you’ve attracted… This confirms again that you are not professional journalists; you’ve got deep roots in bias-reporting and highly opinionated on issues. You are so blinded by your deficiency that you don’t know that contributors’ comments are screened before posting. I read comments that I find very offensive! It’s time you live up to your responsibilities as a blog host or you may convert to a common gossip column. And I thought this is America, where people are sued for assaults?!

 
Comment by Jeff X

Comment by Alex, Scotland
May 2nd, 2008 at 7:44 am

ATTN FOX: I read the blogs on NY Times and I find critics and supporters alike - sound and civil. These are what you’ve attracted… This confirms again that you are not professional journalists; you’ve got deep roots in bias-reporting and highly opinionated on issues. You are so blinded by your deficiency that you don’t know that contributors’ comments are screened before posting. I read comments that I find very offensive! It’s time you live up to your responsibilities as a blog host or you may convert to a common gossip column. And I thought this is America, where people are sued for assaults?!
__________________________________________________________________________________

You actually read the NY Times…LOLOL…that explains EVERYTHING….Stick to the Glasgow Home Shopper, Alex…They’re there’s big sale this week on kilts & bagpipes! 40% off

 
Comment by Jeff X
 
Comment by Jo Anne

If anyone in Clinton’s campaign reads this, use it for proof.
Yesterday, Joe Andrew changed his endorsement from Clinton to Obama.
That is proof the Delegates and Superdelegates are allowed to change their mind at any time.
Joe Andrew showed us it is acceptable.
That also means Obama’s Delegates can change their minds!

 
Comment by DB

Obama is weak and risn’t eally even worth talking about anymore.

 
Comment by Fae

Is it me, or are all these male Obamabot’s like Andrew Sullivan, Richard Wolffe, and Joe-”I was too afraid to call Hillary and tell her that I was switching my endorsement”-Andrews are all BIG WUSSIES? It makes a person laugh. Hillary has more intestinal fortitude then Obama and his
little male followers.

 
Comment by allen bradley

Boring!!!!. Either of his daughters could have done much better ( Hey! a good suggestion for the next time). More thought Please. Not even remotely enteraining but Good fodder for his enemies on lack of preparation, clear thought and content. Don’t these canidates have Writers available to them 24/7?

 
Comment by plain jane

obama will not be prez………..McCain will win

voters don’t care about obama’s color, we do not like his views

 
Comment by plain jane

Hillary 08!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do not vote for Obama!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
Comment by LindaJ

Senator Obama always manages to find time to play basketball or deliver the Top 10 on Letterman but just can’t squeeze in a debate or take questions from the press.

Fortunately we still have a choice.

 
Comment by Tail_Dog

After three decades of keeping mum, Barbara Walters is disclosing a past affair with married US Sen. Edward Brooke, whom she remembers as “exciting” and “brilliant.”

Appearing on “The Oprah Winfrey Show” scheduled to air Tuesday, Walters shares details of her relationship with Brooke that lasted several years in the 1970s, according to a transcript of the show provided to The Associated Press.

A moderate Republican from Massachusetts who took office in 1967, Brooke was the first African-American to be popularly elected to the Senate.

Walters’ affair with Brooke, which never before came to light, had ended before he lost his bid for a third term in 1978.

Brooke later divorced, and has since remarried. Calls to a listing for Brooke in Miami were not immediately returned yesterday.

ONCE YOU GO BLACK………..LOL

 
Comment by Ed Anger

People Will vote for Barack because he is black.
People will vote for Clinton because she is white.

People will wote for McCain because he is, well ….. almost a Republican.

 
Comment by Adela

Mike,

It’s actually very nice being me! Thank you very much. And again the Obama “outrage” speech was all a set up.

HILLARY ‘08

 
Comment by emily

That’s his ten things?
Lame.

They make him sound like a girly man. The Hills? Sex and the City? Come on.

 
 
Comment by El Sid

Obama has charm. Obama has charisma. Obama is a beautifully eloquent orator. I am wondering why it is that he seems to not be able to explain what it means to him to be part of an Afrocentric congregation? The doctrine is clearly racist, bigotted and anti-American. Obama has some splain’n to do.

 

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