Bill Clinton & the Genie

Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and lo-and-behold, a Genie appeared. Bill was amazed and asked if he got three wishes.

The Genie said, “Nope…Due to inflation, constant downswing, low wages in third world countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So…What’ll it be?”

Bill didn’t hesitate. He said, “I want to be remembered for bringing peace to the Middle East, instead of that other stuff with Monica, and Jennifer, and the rest of those women. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other.”

The Genie looked at the map of the Middle East and exclaimed, “Jeez, Fella! These people have been at war for thousands of years. I’m good, but not THAT good. I don’t think it can be done. Make another wish.”

Bill thought for a minute and said, “You know, people really don’t like my wife. Even though she got elected, they call her a carpetbagger. They think she’s mean, ugly, and pushes me around. I wish for her to be the most beautiful woman in the world and I want everybody to like her. That’s what I want.”

The Genie let out a long sigh and said, “Lemme see that map again.”

Hillary’s New Video Dreaming

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J52S-S1WNCA

Hillary I won’t back Down Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIZF_ZucoFM

Hillary Waiting on the World to Change Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihAguWyMIXI

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FROM A RELIABLE OBAMA CAMP INSIDER:

BARRACK OBAMA IS NOW CONTEMPLATING TO CALL IT QUIT ?????

AND IS NOW COORDINATING WITH THE CLINTON CAMP WITH THE POSSIBLE VP SLOT??

THEY WILL ANNOUCE THE DROP OUT THIS MONDAY BEFORE NC & INDIANA PRIMARIES???

IS THERE ANYBODY WHO KNOWS ABOUT THIS NEWS FLASH??? WOW????

Hillary God Bless The USA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9K0rjUvqfU

Obama is not dropping out. That is your invention and you are spreading your own ideas hoping that it will come true.

Sorry. Won’t happen.

Obama spoke about Wright today and rightly so. That had to be very difficult for him to do or he would have done it long before now. I think Obama has endured much undo criticism because people should not be judged by the church they attend. People do not identify me by my church. They identify me by the way I raise my children, the way I treat people, the things I do for others, my work, etc. One hour a week (for some rarely that) does not make a person.

Response to JO,

That wasn’t a News Flash, that was a Hot Flash. Obama’s not dropping. Hillary still has to testify in the Peter Paul case. Her and Bill fraudulenty filed FEC papers on her campaign finances and hid over a million dollars in contributions.

She is a Crook and a Fraud, she interned in Berkeley at a declared Comunists law firm. Her buddy Ed Rendell kissed the butt of Farakhan and the whole Nation of Islam. Her ex paster is guilty of child molestation, and let’s not mention the 47 associates and employeed that had information about INSLAW, Mesa, whitewater.

Come one, the ramblings of his ex minister is less effective to me than the “Experience” Hillary and Bill has to offer.

Excuse the typos, it’s late here.

Go OBAMA !!!

Obama Drop Out for the Good of The Country!!! You Can’t Win! Please take your Unpatriotic Wife and Arrogant Self, your Thugs, and your so called Pastor, and go back to Africa since you never been proud be for now. We ssssoooo tired of hearing you and your lies, the hate that has been spewed. You are unfit to be President!! Crawl back where you came from!!!

If she doesn’t get the nomination she and Bill may explode!! She doesn’t deserve it.

PELOSI, DEAN, REID, KENNEDY AND KERRY HAVE DESTROYED THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY. WE HAVE 50 STATES — NOT 48. I REALIZE PELOSI WANTS TO BE THE FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT BUT SHE SHOULD NOT DESTROY THE PARTY IN THE PROCESS!

Obama has had plenty of opportunities, during this race, AND during the past 20 years, to do what he did on April 29, but Rev. Wright had never put Obama down before. That made him willing to turn against the pastor, who — a few weeks ago Obama said that he could never turn from. Obama will say anything to get what he wants.

Because he has now disrespected Obama, Obama is now willing to confront Wright’s horrible remarks — one by one. HE SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS AT LEAST A YEAR AGO! TOO LITTLE — TOO LATE.

Obama listened to and approved of Wright for 20 years. It’s impossible to believe that he never heard Wright’s radical rants. Obama is not that stupid. This is the very philosophy of the church that he has attended for years. If he has that much “blindness” on something as important as foundational philosophical beliefs of his own church, why would he think he could deal with crafty foreign leaders and run our country?

If you listen to Michelle Obama, it certainly sounds like she has heard and believed the teachings against America, that have been preached by her pastor. Don’t forget Obama’s ties to Ayers, Rezko, Farrakhan, Malcolm X, the Black Panthers, and many other anti-Americans and terrorists.

May God help us to have the grace and love to do what s right for our country — no matter what our skin color. Race is a factor — we are all members of the Human Race!

Hillary or McCain!

Sorry Barack still not buying what you are trying to sell… Lies and bullsh*t…. Way to late for a new game plan. We can see what you are tyring to do……. And it will not work…. If not Hillary then John…. But no way in h*ll it will be you.. We know you still love Rev wright you are like his son. So stop the lies and go away and take your ugly wife with you..

http://www.pr-inside.com/smoking-gun-prompts-andy-martin-to-r559376.htm
Obama should with draw

Obama and his friends too risky for America! no no noooooooooo
http://www.audacityofhypocrisy.com/

OBAMA DID PLAY THE RACE CARD ON BILL CLINTON, Obama intensionally twisted Bill
C words just to damaged THAT SPECIAL BOND HE HAD WITH BLACK VOTERS so they won’t
support his wife Hillary. A blind person can see Obama’s evil intentions. KARMA WILL GET HIM!

* No reason why Re. James CLYBURN should continue smearing the Clintons with impunity.
Please Fax him a letter today telling him how disapointed we are that the rest
of BO’s cronies continue to play the race card against people who have been so supportive
of their community. Or calling him.

Here is his contact info.
2135 Rayburn House Office Building
Washington, 20515
Phone: (202)225-3315

PERFECT LIKENESS, STRETCHED THIN ON THE OUTSIDE, HOLLOW ON THE INSIDE, AND FULL OF HOT AIR.

Obama should take the vp while he still can. I think that if Hillary losses she should run as an independent. She would win and this time Florida and Michigan will have a say. The only reason why Obama is still ahead is by the grace of god. Hillary can carry all of the big states and the blue colar white vote. She can make some rows in the black vote not much but some. She also has the ablility to throw a punch. Obama can’t throw them or take them. He has shown that over and over again.
Look at his pastor. Look at all his conections to terrorist and people like Rezco. I think that it is sad that people don’t see what Obama is really about. All his supporters will say that he runs a positive campaign. He is just like any other politition. He works behind the scenes to slam Clinton. If you think that he is something new in politics look at his record. 18 months in politics. The Rev. Wright I can’t dis own him but now I can because it is hurting me. Making Clinton out to playing the race card. NAFTA say one thing then another. Lieing about his family history when asked. News flash talking about something that affected you that happened before you were born… Might want to cheeck dates before you lie about them.

He talks out of both sides of his mouth. If that is not old politics I don’t know what is. Say that people are bitter but when caught saying that to wealthy people turn around to poor blue colar voters and say i did not mean it that way. He only addresses things when it shows it has hurt him. Another thing people really need to drawl attention on is his voting record. Making up reasons why he said no 7 times to the same thing. His whole voting record is like that. You know why? It is because if the bill was not popular he would vote yes so the people in favor for it would not get mad but then turn around to the other people who voted no and say i meant to vote no so they will not get mad. And at the end of the day if the bill passed but was a bad one he could turn around to voters and say hey look i did not vote for that. It is a game. For god sakes the guy even voted against a bill he created. He voted against his own bill because he saw that no one would vote on such a poorly constructed bill. He talks on and on about being different and not having old washington and not playing games. He is all about playing every old washington game.

Only surving 18 months he himself said that I would not have the experiance to run for president I guess that he gained that experiance between the 18 months and that interview…. But hey why should we care that he does not really stand hard on issues his voting is a test to that. He will sit down and talk to all of our enimees I feel good about someone who caves under the pressure of voting in the Senate to sit down and talk about Bombs and WMD with our enimees in the middle east….. I guess I lived a good and long life at the age of 19 sure lets have him get us all blown up. I’m ready to take that leap of Faith arn’t all of you who favor him.

Look at his voting record

look at his voting Record
Look at his voting Record
Look at his voting record
Look at his voting Record

OBAMA EVEN WORE THAN THE EVERYDAY POLOTITION!!!!!!!!!