Have you overdosed on your Metamucil?

NO ,,MY P*U*S*S*Y* IS VERY DRY

SO I AM CRYING FOR LUBRICATION

WHY YOU GOT SOME

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Absolutely! I’ll Fed-Ex a 55-gallon drum of K-Y Jelly right away.
That oughta do ya at least for the next few hours.
Vaginal dryness is a serious issue that can, as you have so aptly demonstrated, cause serious brain damage.

NO HONEY,,,,,,WHAT I NEED IS A NATURAL LUBRICATION OF A TYPICAL WHITE MAN

YOU SEE JUST LIKE OBAMA SAID ,,I AM A TYPICAL WHITE PERSON AND A WOMAN ,,,,YOU KNOW HOW IT IS FOR A WOMAN IN AMERICA,,ONCE YOU GET OLD THOSE TYPICAL WHITE MEN LEAVE YOU DRY AND GO FOR A BIMBO

WHAT YOU DOING WITH K-Y JELLY

OH I GET IT ,,,YOU KEEP IT AS EMERGENCY SUPPLY FOR UR MAMA,,AND SIS

I UNDERSTAND ,,I AM SURE THEY ARE TYPICAL WHITE WOMEN ABUSED BY TYPICAL WHITE MEN

I must say, I’m a little envious. If I were slightly younger and not employed here, I think it would be a fantastic experience to be on the front lines of helping this young democracy succeed.

It must be exciting for you … in some ways romantic, in some ways, you know, confronting danger. You’re really making history, and thanks.

– President George W. Bush, March 13, 2008

Only a fool or a fraud sentimentalizes the merciless reality of war.

– Sen. John McCain, March 26, 2008

I share your beliefs…..it is a juvenille person (likely a bitter Huckabeen diehard) that uses my name in bigoted posts. –The Real Shelby

A Mormon Christian (as you call yourself) is something like jumbo shrimp or tight slacks or good grief . . . an oxymoron (or oxymormon, if you prefer) if I’ve ever heard one!

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To the phony Shelby cloner……please grow up and get a life already! –The Real Shelby

McCain is old and–well not too handsome (and his family life, affairs are a mess).
Mitt is young and vibrant–and incredibly handsome and photogenic (as is his family).

McCain has a very foul mouth and temper.
Mitt is the opposite–gracious and gentlemanly to a fault.

McCain knows nothing about economics (look at how he messed up the Boeing deal).
Mitt could write the book on anything to do with world economics and can save the US economic situation IF it can be saved.

McCain’s border policy is not acceptable to the US population.
Mitt’s is and maybe he can persuade.

McCain is clueless about what to do with the health care crisis.
Mitt has already implemented a popular private program in Mass. when governor.

McCain is an old war horse, but surprisingly soft on the enemy in some ways.
Mitt is also strong on defense of the country, is a pragmatist and not soft.

McCain is pretty liberal–more a D than an R.
Mitt could help get the R party solidified behind McCain.

We should have had Mitt for the candidate and we wouldn’t have to prop up these and many other soft spots in the McCain candidacy. Mitt warned a vote for the unelectable Huckabee would be a vote for McCain (split off some of Mitt’s support among evangelical conservatives). Some of you voted for the Huckabigot and now you have McCain. We have to do what we can as a party to make this guy somewhat palatible to the right and middle of America!

Mitt Romney as VP is the only possible answer.
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Marie Thomson:

Excellent post…I agree completely that Mitt would balance the McCain presidency very nicely! –The Real Shelby

I believe in the following;

Jesus Christ is the Son of God.

Jesus Christ Attoned for the sins of the World at the Garden of Gethsemenee — this was the figurative cup he took upon himself. Yours, mine, and the rest of the world’s sins were included in that Atontement.

Jesus Christ will be the only way that each of us can get back to our Father in Heaven through obedience to his laws and commandments. Failure to accept him as our saviour and failure to obey his commandments will make it so that we cannot get back to our Father in Heaven.

Separate from the atonement, Jesus Christ broke the bands of death that each of us may be resurected when that glad morning comes. This occured from his dying on the cross and then his reserection 3 days later.

If there is a separate requirement for being a Christian I suggest you show it to the board. I believe it will evidence the religious bigotry I spoke of earlier. You will note that I have not called the evangelicals non Christians, it is you who are calling us Mormons non Christian.

This will be a sad parting because we generally seek many of the same social positions. But small minded bigotries will force a separation of the GOP. Why should I support those who at one of my most basic ways of defining myself — Mormon denounce me as using your words an Oxymoron. Are you going to challenge my other ways of defining myself Veteran? Family Man? Parent? Grandparent? Fiscal Conservitive? Social Conservitive? and the 2 most important Geyser Gazer? Husband?

Shelby, I truly suggest that you and your friends decide if your social agenda is at the point where you want to fracture the GOP. I am going to be a delegate to the State and National Conventions and would like to not have this be my last. But I have no aversions to talking to my fellow Latter Day Saints in the Intermountain West and suggest that we move on to the Libertarian Party. Also, I have heard talk from more than a few of the fiscal conservitives that they have not signed on for the full social conservitive agenda.

I guess it comes down to whether you want to have a strong influence within a larger organization, or would you like to have total influence over a pure, but alltogather ineffective organization. The choice is yours.

A Mormon Christian (as you call yourself) is something like jumbo shrimp or tight slacks or good grief . . . an oxymoron (or oxymormon, if you prefer) if I’ve ever heard one!

First Mckeebop

I consider myself a Christian, but I do not know how Jesus performed the miracles attributed to him. I can never convince another of my belief through argument. It is like trying to describe the difference between the colors Red and Blue to somebody who has been blind since birth. Interesting, but you are never really sure how well you have communicated.

As far as Jesus being a Virgin Birth, would you accept that if she had been artificially inseminated? I do not know how it occured and I am using my own poor knowledge base to explain it, but that would meet the criteria. Presumably even if one of Mary’s eggs had been used, God’s would have had dominant genes. Again, I am only holding this out as a possibility.

There is so much potential in the universe. Simply being able to tap into what we call dark energy would make somebody even today seem to be miraculous. Once again I do not know how it occured.

What I do know is that I will go through out my life living by the code I believe Jesus wanted me to live by. If he was simply a wandering preacher whose words still resonate two thousand years later, that would not be a problem. If on the other hand as I believe, he is the son of the living God, the wonderful things are in store. Perhaps in those other universes or dimensions. It matters not. I will trust them to keep it a secret until I meet them after I die. One thing is for sure. If I am wrong, I will not be disapointed, while my belief here and now will have given me countless comfort.

Michael,

As listed above I am an active Mormon. One thing that has reared its ugly head this year is religious bigotry between the Mormons and the Evangelicals. For years I have worked with them on boards and at the party level and this has never been a problem. Knowing how they feel about me might make my willingness to work so closely with them in the future a whole different ballgame.

I agree that Mitt would be a problem this year. There is no way that we can afford to lose the Bible Belt states due to a boycott of Mitt. By the same token, Huckabee would also be a problem because he would cause us the Intermountain West due to a boycott of the Mormons. This division needs to be healed this year after the elections. If not, I forsee one of the two groups leaving the GOP and moving to another party perhaps the Libertarians. There is no way that Mormon’s will stay in a party that refuses to support a candidate simply because of his religion. On other threads I have spoken out about racial bigotry for a candidate I do not care for. On this thread I will strongly speak out against religious bigotry for a candidate and religion that I care deeply about.

The big question as I see it is do the Evangelicals want to be part of a governing GOP, or do they want to be part of a dissintergrating GOP. Because I am betting that the Fiscal Conservitives will not hang around long either.

Mitt Romney is the John Kerry of the Republican party. He flip flops on issues if he thinks it will get him votes. John McCain is a straight shooter and will not tolerate someone like Romney.

Mitt Romney is not even a “true” conservative. The conservatives picked him as their poster guy, only because he was willing to be manipulated by the conservatives. This is what cost Romney the nomination.

The Republican base has moved left and chose John McCain. Another part of John McCains’s appeal to indepedents is his willingness to stand up to the conservatives. John McCain said that given a choice bewteen the interest of his party and the interest of his country, he would ALWAYS pick his country.

The last time McCain flirted with the conservatives, he was almost counted out of the race. Picking Romney would in effect cause his current supporters to turn on him.

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Michael,

I have never read a blog entry with which I agree more - seriously and sincerely!

Couldn’t have said it any better myself, and as a person with a doctorate in communications, that’s saying a little something!

Blessings to you and GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!