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VOTE - HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON - PRESIDENT ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!

HILLARY - - - - - - - - - - - TRUE - COMMITTED - PRESIDENT - FOR - AMERICA AND CHANGE!!!!!!!

As a Flight Attendant myself, I think this is hilarious! Shows us all a different and funny side of “Hill”!

That was pretty good, Hillary. Presidents don’t have to be “funny.” They need to do their job!

Hey….love it

Besides. You cannot be truly funny unless you know of what you joke..

….yawn…..

i want a seat by the door/window exit, ive already grabbed my seat cushion. best time to get out is while taxing, remember window exit opens on outside of aircraft/ save as many people as possible, can jump off back wing area. dont take anything with you!!!!! get out!!!!

Very cute. Still not voting for her, but cute.

She should spend some time ironing shirts 1st. IRON MY SHIRT!!!!

Is she reading this speech from a paper on the wall? It sure looks that way.

How fake

My airsick bag wasn’t big enough. Pamela don’t leave without me.

annette, im coming back for you girl, hang on. ill grab some extra bags from seat backs. this is worth blowing the slide to stop this aircraft from taking off!!!!

Humble, aren’t you?

Olga Pina
Austin, Texas

Quite humorous, I must say.
Enjoy the new ride, Aaron.

First, she cried to win NH. Now, she is trying stand-up to win Nevada and SC??? Come on Hillary, you couldn’t keep your own marriage in order….how do you expect to run the country?

She is a fake lump of crap

When do we get to use the “Heil Hitlary!” bumper stickers?

As a flight attendant for a major carrier I find it very insulting that this woman wants to be my president and has choosen to act like a fool for the laugh of her staff aboard Hill First One!!!!
Does she not remember 9/11 and why we as Flight Attendants make our announcements? Is she making fun of a job I have had for almost 16 years? My union wants me to support this, I think
NOT!!!!!! Go home to Bill, let someone who really knows the working class people run for this position, and lets hope they, not you win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a joker. The biggest lie she tells is that she’s a progressive, not a liberal.

Hillary does not have a chance. Obama may not be qualified, but there is no way she has a chance. 15% of black democrat voters are for the phony. I am a republican, and will vote so, but Obama seems to be the real deal. I don’t think the race card will be thrown by him in this whole election, and that says something. HILLARY YOU ARE A PHONY LYING FELON.

“most experienced candidate”. I’m not sure what dream land she’s living in. Being married to a president doesn’t give YOU the experience needed to run a country. No more than an observer watching a doctor perfom open heart surgery makes them qualified to perform the procedure.

Unfortunately, the most experienced candidates have dropped out. Those being Joe Biden and Chris Dodd.

So under Hillary’s logic, are Nancy Reagan, Barbara Bush, or Laura Bush also qualified to be president. OK maybe not Barbara as she was only a ONE term president’s wife.

I will be SO glad when she loses this election. There’s no humor in her–only sarcastic language, cynicism, and hate. I don’t think there’s any honesty anywhere in her.
P.D.

HILLARY—-LOOKING FORWARD TO HAVING YOU AS PRESIDENT!!!!!!! YOU WILL DEFINITELY BE A WELCOME BREATH OF FRESH AIR. WISE UP PEOPLE! WE NEED AN EXPERIENCED CANDIDATE LIKE HILLARY IN THE WHITEHOUSE. IT WILL BE WONDERFUL HAVING A PRESIDENT WHO KNOWS AND IS CAPABLE OF MAKING SNAP DECISIONS WHEN NEEDED.

I remember being on a flight over Christmas and the flight attendant changed up the announcement to fit within the “Night Before Christmas” story. She understood, as Kim does not, that even the safety announcement can be used to connect with people on a human level - even if it is funny. Hillary did the same. Whether you like her, hate her, vote for her or not, it was nice to see he try to connect with a group of people, some who give her the benefit of the doubt and some who attack her to her face. It didn’t mean anything more than that - and those who take it as having some darker meaning miss the point.

Now that was cute. Good to see her enjoying herself and showing some personality. Too little too late? Almost as cute as the Democratic debate the other night. Watch your back there B. Hussein Obama, Hillary is smiling and she is your rival. Can you say…Travel Office….1st lady health care….White Water…..FBI files….cattle futures? This ain’t over by any stretch.

It sure did look like she was reading something on the wall..so fake. I wonder where ol Billy boy was . Let me guess ?? Joining the mile high club

flight attendant Kim,

Thanks for the brave job you do. To put up with the changes since 9/11, I have to give you credit. Not an idiot like this who wants to be the world leader. Please bring me a barf bag !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thought it was kind of funny that the video has a “W” right on her. I figure she probably has a W tatooed on each cheek, so when she is doing toe-touchers, it says “WOW”!!!!!!!

Flying by the seat of her very large pants - I think not. That was sooo scripted and perfuctorily read. My mother, like Kim above, was a flight attendant. It is not a silly job and the puns are absolutely ridiculous. Abraham Lincoln, the champion of the “working” man and those who needed liberation was a Republican. Don’t let this snake fool you - just because you may be a democrat, you don’t have to settle for a sleaze bag. Recall the theft from the White House upon her departure? How about the set up dates for her husband from Arkansas to Washington? How about her feigned “stand by your man” bit? What about the resignation of White House secret service from her detail after she propositioned them (females)? The list is inexhaustible! There’s no
“breath of fresh air” coming from Hillary (Linda Corona quote) just some stinking hot air that could cast a green cloud over this nation.
Come on, let’s get serious about our candidates and rise to the occasion. This is an election for the President of the United States.

where is the barf bag

Where is the barf bags

OKAY, SO FAR THE”I DONT LIKE HILLARIES WIN”.

How appropriate — just shows she is a little “flighty.” By the way, the so-called wealthy pay about 87% of the taxes. Just the old democrat claptrap, using class warfare to inspire their constituents. Just wait, if she is elected president, you’ll be paying even more taxes out of your pockets.

This is funny but to way out for me, theresa shes not getting my vote either!

Obama 2008
USA

Bravo, Carol. Also what about White-water ..Just ask Vince Foster. On second thought never mind.. Vote for ” Monica’s ex-boyfriends wife ” for 2008 ” Bumper stikers coming to a store near you !!

I can’t wait to see the Guiliani one … The Mistress Limo … paid for by the tax payers of New York.

First you want to be on Dancing With The Stars, now you try to be a cute comedian. I’m a Democrat but you’ll never get my vote.

That does it I am not voting for her. You can say what you want she is just to fake to be a good leader of this country…
Fred Thompson all the way!!!!!!

You know I just don’t get it. How can so many people not question where is all of this 35 years of experience at. And where are all the candidates with the one big question “Tell us what the 35 years of experience is by topic”. You know she made a deal with the devil to become President.
She only stayed with Bill to make him pay for his stupid mistakes as a husband, that is in the form as help her get elected as President.
She is not liked or trusted because of the things she says and does. It is a pure shame that women would vote for her because she is a woman. Make your vote count when you can vote for a woman that is not a phoney.
It’s not that it’s a woman it’s THAT woman that needs to retire and leave us along.

That was lame. Any attempt to connect with “regular people” falls flat because she can not relate to us commoners. I hope we are smart enough not to elect this condescending phony.

Yeah , snap decisions I just hope for the sake of the country if she happens to get in there that the decisions she makes are not going to snap the country . the best that could happen is i we get another GOP member who is a Conservative in there so the decisions are not snap but well thought out.

some of you lady’s had me worried there for a while. It good see that there are more women considering other things than the gender thing and making history. Because for a while there I was worried that making history was more important than making plans for a better future of our country. Good job lady’s, glad to hear this. Experience hmmm. Maybe during Bills presidency she was making the calls while Bill was busy entertaining at the white house.

An insult to all flight attendants. NO VOICE INFECTION AT ALL. NOT FORCEFUL OR FUNNY!

I NEED A BARF BAG! QUICK! TOO LATE!!

Hey, I would consider voting for cony rice before voting for the Clinton’s. In this presidency Bill will be the vantriliquest behind the puppet

Kim, lighten up. What she did was in no way mocking 9/11. Hey Rick and Elmer, when are you going to grow up and stop with your sexist coments about Iron my shirt and critisizm of other 1st ladies. Anyone, even a republican would be better than who we have in there right now.

whats next for the Hillary career exhibition, a lounge act in Vegas - an obstacle course on Parris Island? Her resume just gets longer and longer as the campaign extends.

Carol, go back to your radio, and turn back on the patriot to hear more propaganda. The best comment you had was about Abe. If you call getting serious about the President of the united states re-electing G. W. Bush, which I am sure you helped do, then I would rather not be serious at all. Clinton, Obama, Edwards, McCain, Romney or Huckabee would all be better than the current guy.

what a *unt

THIS IS FOR LINDA CORONA
YOU BETTER PRAY TO GOD THAT THIS WOMAN NEVER MAKES IT TO THE WHITE HOUSE.
AND I DONT BELIEVE ANY AIRLINE WOULD HIRE HER. AS A FORMER OWNER OF A LARGE
CORPORATION I WOULD NOT HIRE HER TO CLEAN THE TOILETS IN OUR OFFICE. THIS WOMAN
HAS SO MUCH BAGGAGE IT WOULD NOT FIT ON THE “WHITE WATER RAFT” THAT SHE AND HER HUSBAND TOOK TO THE WHITE HOUSE WHEN HE WAS PRESIDENT.

That is Funny!
I like the “new” hillary but not as a president.

I am a woman, and not a stupid one. I will not vote for a woman because I am female. If there was a good (female) candidate to vote for I certainly would. Sadly I think they are all corrupt and voting for the least corrupt of them all is like choosing which type of bullet will be used to execute you. What kind of choice is that? Bush was pretty horrible, and Hillary will only expand upon the mistakes he has made. Where Bush has violated our civil rights, Hillary will take the hole in the Constitution and rip us all a new @55hole.

At least she proved to all that she can read from a script her handlers posted in the flight attendent’s galley. I thought all the writers were still on strike? Some one must have crossed the picket lines - now there’s an actual news story to follow…

SO YOU WILL NOT POST MY COMMENTS. WHY???

Hillary, you need to lose them JOWLS! Get a facelift!

Hillary IS the smartest, best qualified candidate, and now she is finally showing her sense of humor
and emotional side to the public. For too long she has tried to be the strong female candidate
who tried to please everyone, and was afraid to show any signs of doubt or weakness. After
her emotional moment in New Hampshire, she is now more open to being herself, and all of you
Hillary haters might just start to like her, if you’ll give her a second look. For those of you who
keep insisting her years of experience are equal to the other first ladies, like Barbara Bush, Nancy
Reagan, etc, I would remind you that she was a lawyer who interned with President Ford, worked
on the impeachment committee for Pres. Nixon, and helped form Bill Clinton’s cabinet, helped
him select candidates for Attny General, etc., worked tirelessly on healthcare reform (ahead of her time), and throughout her career, helped write legislation such as the Family Leave Act. She may
be more like an Eleanor Roosevelt (a hero to her), and please tell me again which other first ladies
went on to win election to the Senate? In fact, in her second election she won overwhelmingly
with support from Democrats and Republicans alike. The truth is, she really can work across the
aisle, and earned a reputation among Senators for her willingness to negotiate with people like
Trent Lott, John McCain and even Newt Gingrich, to get things done! After all the other candidates
get their “fifteen minutes of momentum” in this election, I think most Americans will agree she
is the smartest, and the most ready to lead. And for all you who complain about her relationship
with Bill, she kept her marriage together, raised a wonderful child, and she was not the one who
cheated! Give her a break!

Bravo, Bravo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for a good laugh at 8.30 am here in Belgium on Fox. I had never been a fan of Hillary, but I’m beginning to like her more and more. One, she can lead. Two, she is married through it all. Three, she is attempting to be funny for her sanity and for everybody else.

Rose, a former Democrat sho is thinking of coming back!

The majority of these comments are very juvenile.
Typical of immature, inarticulate personalities.
And largely uniformed iditotic statenents and language used.

Hillary and Edwards are the two most qualified and informed Democrats, and they would hire professionals, people who know what they are doing.
Obama is not ready for prime time, and too neo-con on his economic ideas, and too liberal on some of the other issues.

In the 1990s during the Bill Clinton presidency, in most quality of life categories; including economic expansion, unemployment levels, wages, debt reduction, an expansion of trade, welfare reform, reduction of crime, etc., there was significant improvement, which is why, despite Clinton’s shenanigans, that Clinton had a strong national approval rating by not only Democrats, but also many Independents and Republicans. Both working class people and business people saw gains.

Hillary would govern much the same, in an efficent, practical way, a mix of liberal and conservative ideas, much like a conservative Democrat or a moderate Republican.

The most qualified and informed Republicans are Romney, Guiliani, and McCain (although McCain sponsering an extreme immigration amnesty bill with Ted Kennedy doesn’t help his chances of winning the Republicans). Huckabee seems to not have a clue about foregn affairs. Thimpson doesn’t seem to be taking his candidacy very seriously.

I just read all of the comments on this list. It amazes me how people can say things like they do ” Heil Hillary” that’s not even close to funny. Calling her a part of a female body. now that’s mature. But let’s go to the top. When will all you understand that she did not kill Vince Foster or Ron Brown and all of the other crap from White Water, and that’s what it was crap. If KEN STARR AND 100 MILLION couldn’t find anything, what makes you think you can. If yoiu don’t like her, don’t vote for her, but coments like these just give us Hillary supporters more energy to go out and work for her, because it’s going to be great when i see all of you that are going to move to Canada or some other unamed country, leave on Jan. 20 2009 at 12Noon

Well stated Saul.
I agree.

LOVE IT!! I think she is GREAT!!!!

Alice, John and all the other normal people out there, thank you for your support, Lets go out there, and get them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poor Kim. No sense of humor, but hate does that to someone, doesn’t it? My sister is a flight attendant for AA and lost three of her close friends in 911, but she wrote to me that she thought this was clever. And she’s a Republican from Texas. But then again, her life is not directed by hate. You

Of course the republicans find Bush’s humor much funnier - stating “no WMD here” in the oval office after lighthearted sending thousands of fine young Americans to die (and kill) for them…Hillary, you will be president, and I am already looking forward to seeing the republicans choking on their hatred or hyperventilating themselves to a heart attack when they realize that there is someone really compassionate in charge…

Blaine,
Yes, Hillary does want to connect with the people…the families making over $50,000/year (considered as “upper class” and “rich”, to Hillary Clinton), so she can extort more money from their hard working lives. She will bring us front and center to the gate of socialism, government-run healthcare (the government has done such a wonderful job “managing” social security) and the end of opportunity, as we have know it for 100+ years…..vote for ANYONE, but Hillary Clinton.

Gag me with a pitchfork.
Add this to her list of accomplishments: Able to read cue card, monotone.

these lame comments criticizing hillary for reading from a card…hello? the majority of professional flt attendants do the same, so as not to inadvertently omit something important (i’m a former flt att myself). besides, who gives a rat’s ***? ALL candidates have things penned in advance of almost everything they do. that’s the way it is in our media oriented country. i’m sure the “passengers” loved the spiel and so would anyone w/the slightest sense of humor. lighten up you sourpusses out there and quit trying to rehash all the 90’s failed investigations. like it or not, hillary’s on her way–Hooray!!

In response to the Hillary fans who have lauded her courage in maintaining her marriage “through it all”: Do you also laud the courage of those women who stay married to men who beat or otherwise physically abuse them?? Because being married to a womanizer like Billy-Boy is no different. Is that really a sign of emotional stability as you claim? “Stand by your Man” doesn’t make you a good Presidential candidate, even if her personal life mattered at all to educated voters. Neither does transferring your statehood the year prior to running for Senator in New York so you can call yourself ‘an experienced candidate’. Wake up people! A woman can be President, but let it be someone who’s legitimately a good leader, not someone riding the minority card & coattails of her husband’s name. As a woman who takes an active interest in domestic and international politics, Hillary is NOT the candidate I choose to represent me. Breasts or not.

For the sake of all military members, for the sake of middle America, for the sake of homeland security, and for the sake of everyone who is in any way sane, who can see past party lines & cutesy gimmicks, I’m praying the Republicans can pull together a candidate that can rescue us from what appears to be the inevitable coup d’etat of the Democratic circus that is becoming this election…

Actually, Ken Star did find that the president had committed high crimes and misdemeanors. William Jefferson Clinton was disbarred, wasn’t he? He did lie under oath. He did go out of his way to deny Paula Jones justice. Name calling… what about calling Paula poor white trash? The Clintons are all about their own power, even if it means damaging the country.
Also, how can someone with such amazingly convenient memory lapses possibly be trusted with the leadership of the free world? She either has no memory skills what so ever or she is a liar. Put more simply, she is either stupid or a liar. Should a person with either one of these characteristics be trusted with the presidency of the United States?

If Hilliary ever becomes a flight attendant I want a window seat! I don’t believe her fat *ss will fit down the aisle!!!

This campaign is going to melt down like that ValueJet that burned. The media will be like
rats on a sinking ship looking for the parachutes. Hillary is becoming exposed for the fraud she is.
Did anyone see the stolen White House property or stolen Air Force 1 artifacts on this flight?

She bashes the right and praises the left, but look at which side of the plane she sits on!

What a joke. That was so scripted. You can see her reading it from something taped to the wall. Had she done that with more spontenaity it may have gotten more than a whup-te-do responce.

Wait, did they cut the video? Where was the funny part? This was about as “humorous” or “entertaining” (someone even said “cute” as a documentary on PBS covering manures in America. In fact, that would be more interesting than this clip. All she did was prove that she’s very good at reading and enunciating her verbiage. C’mon folks, that taste in the back of your throat it bile. The only “humor” of this video is the irony of how much of a joke our Oval Office will be if she wins in November.

It is sad to see that today some people will do anything to get what they want. She wants to be the leader of our nation makes jokes about our vital aviation security process! What was she thinking? And if due to some ignorance she get elected as President; then only thing I can say is:

‘May God have mercy on us’!

She should enter this career and leave politics to those who truly know what is best for our country. What a poor joke.

Dear Hillary Supporters,

To those of you who think our comments about Hillary are rude and filled with hatred:

Republicans don’t hate you, or Hillary. Recognize hate is an irrational emotion; it comes from the side of the brain that Liberals live by. That’s really a big part of the problem that we have with you, but we don’t hate you for it. We fear you as an enemy of democracy and freedom and the Constitution of the United States. And in the face of our fears we do what we do best; we fight for survival. But ours does not originate from hate; that’s your thing. Ours is a response to hate.

Now consider for a moment how much you hate me for calling you “Liberals.” You do; you know you do; you always do; “hate” is the motivator for all that you do. You hate this country; you hate people that make more money than you; you hate people that don’t agree with you, you hate people that aren’t like you . . . etc., etc., etc. Hence, you have developed your own WMD: Woman of Mass Destruction-The Hillary Bomb

Maybe an FA that’s all that Hill can do right and then that’s just a MAYBE!!

A FA has to be willing to serve others needs rather than their own self-interests, so I doubt Hillary could be a FA for long.

I always find it amusing how Republicans (heck, even other Democrats) can easily state reasons that Hillary should not be involved in our federal government, yet the opposition (Hillary Supporters) can only accuse others of hate, etc., and can never come up w/ a good counter-point. “Woe-is-me” is not an argument, it’s an excuse … and a poor one at that.

Pretty dopey stuff.

The Bill and Hillary show has been replaced by the Hillary and Bill Show. She reall is a triple bagger. they yearws ad the campaign have not done her any physical good.

Obama is no better.

This sure insults a lot of flight ttendants by making light of what they do.

It insults the branve en and women of ourcountry who must take up te unoleasant task of defendng freedom with ther lives.

If yo can’t be trusted to keep your marriage hole, how can you be trustd to keep the country whole? She is a crappy Senator, just like her idiot husband was a lousy President. He sold us out and made a laughing stock of the nation with al of his running around, and the Lewinski scandal. Now there are actually people who want to give that family another changce to totally screw up the country.

There is no strength in their marriage, and her election could provide no strength in he leadership of our nation. I do not believe Obama could lead the nation either. He is too soft, too wishy-washy, and not commotted to a single purpose. he is committed to every purpose under the sun.

But this garbage on her stupidy nicknamed plane is outrageous. She can’t deliver a punch line. And she has to read a carefully prepared statement? She is a soundbite in history, and will ot make a positive impact on anything in this life or world.

Dould be Hell Force One

Should be Hell Force One

[...] away from you on behalf of the common good." ), she’s calling plane’s that she boards  "Hill-Force One" and making a complete mockery of our Administrative [...]

Welcome aboard Hill Force One, chartered by Norman Hsu and George Soros, fueled by a generous donation from Hugo Chavez, offset by carbon credits payable to Al Gore’s Greenland Getaways. If any passenger requires urgent medical care, it will be paid for by mandatory $5,000 donations from all other passengers. If there are any pregnant women needing assistance, services will be provided by Planned Parenthood, and the proceeds will be donated to further the advancement of embryonic science. In the event of a loss of cabin pressure, masks will fall from the ceiling, providing oxygen to the left side of the plane, and genuine Halliburton arsenic to the starboard side. In the unlikely event of a terrorist attack on the pilot, I will cry and suspend disbelief.

You are not free to move about flyover country.

Gag me with a spoon. I guess when you don’t have much good going on in life you can always pretend to be something else.

Wow - was that stupid! Sick of candidates trying to “look cute”, “look funny”, “look younger” “talk great with no substance”. Too much at stake in our country - Work on the issues and don’t try crying again either!
Republicans here I come!

For those of us old enough to remember, this attempted make-over of personality fails. Hillary is not spontaneous, funny, or warm. She’s much more believable in the angry, cold, nagging mode. Nice try, Hillary.

Wonder who wrote that for her? Sheez, what a fakey fake. She sounds so warm when she’s reading her script (wanna bet it’s pasted to the wall in front of her but out of camera view)… makes me want to barf.